If you could switch bodies with an athlete for one week, who would you choose? How do you think you would do in their body for that week? Would you ruin their career or help it?
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ReplyDeleteIf I could switch bodies with an athlete, I would choose Nate Robinson. It would be fun because Nate Robinson is a special athlete. He has the ability to jump very high in the air and he has the ability to dunk. He is one of the shorter players in the National Basketball Association. I love how he plays the game. Every time he is on the court, he is the most exciting player. It was a thrill watching him play for the Chicago Bulls for one season. If I had his body I would dunk on everybody. He can jump higher than the majority of the league. He brings energy and toughness and that’s how I want to play if I had his body. He is also a very kind person. He helps out with the community and is a great role model. I would continue those kind acts. If I have his body I would better his career. Right now he has a torn acl and I hope he can recover quickly. Nate Robinson is the reason short athletes have the motivation to keep going for their goals. Many shorter players are told they can not perform at a high level. Nate Robinson defied the odds and overcame all of his critics. If you need inspiration, then Nate Robinson is the player to look up to. Other shorter players such as Muggsey Bogues, Spud Webb, and Earl Boykins all overcame the odds as well. Nate Robinson followed in their foot steps and continues to be a role model to many. If I had Nate Robinson’s body for a week I would dunk on everybody and jack up three point shots for my team. He is one of the best scorers in the National Basketball Association. He is such a fiery competitor that opponents dread playing against him. One game against the Milwaukee Bucks, Nate Robinson schooled Brandon Jennings. He totally outplayed Brandon Jennings. Brandon Jennings got very frustrated with Nate Robinson and the referees that he got thrown out of the game. It was Nate Robinson’s fiery competiveness that made Brandon Jennings mad. I would also want to be Nate Robinson so I can participate in the dunk contest. He is a three time National Basketball dunk contest champion. If I had his body I would win his fourth for him. I can pull off some dunks that I never would have been able to do with my own body. For example, I would do a 360 dunk in between the legs. The judges have to give score of a 50 for that dunk. The next dunks I would to an ode to Spud Webb and reenact some of Spud Webb’s famous dunks because Spud Webb paved the way for shorter players to play in the National Basketball Association. Spud Webb and Muggsey Bogues were Nate Robinson’s biggest inspirations while he was growing up. I chose Nate Robinson because of his ability and his passion on the court.
ReplyDeleteIf I could change bodies with one athlete for a week I would choose Johnny Football. The guy is living the life right now. I would prefer to have done it last summer though. At that time he was fresh off winning the Heisman and basically did anything that he wanted. Any ticket that he wanted whether it was a Heat playoff ticket, Drake tickets, or even Hollywood movie premier he could get in one phone call. Also the man comes from a wealthy family where money is not a problem. He could fly first class all over the country doing it all. His dad was willing to buy him anything he wanted in order to try and keep him out of trouble (which didn’t work). Don’t forget the guy got invited to the most elite parties in the country. Even though he was only 20 at the time he partied with the best of them and didn’t shy away from the camera when he did so. There are countless pictures and videos of Manziel clearly having a great time at bangers. Also over spring break he went to Cabo San Luca where he met up with you tube sensation Jimmy Tatro. Tatro is a hilarious person and I would love to spend a spring break with him. Of course videos of those two popping bottles just happened to pop up on Sport Center the next week. It would also be cool being as athletic as Johnny. Johnny is one of the most gifted white athletes I have seen in a long time. Combining his speed, arm strength, and football IQ Johnny Football is an absolute threat on the football field. Some of his highlights I find hard to believe even happen because they are so improbable. If I was able to step on the football field with that kind of talent I don’t think there would be anything better. Being able to play in the SEC and be seen as the most dynamic player in the game would be awesome. I think that if I was in his body I could excel almost as much as him. I know he probably has a good work ethic in order to get there, but I believe mine is up there with the best of them. If I had his body for that week I would love to go up against Alabama’s defense and have a chance to shred it like he did his junior and kind of his senior year. I’m not sure I could do as well as him because his IQ and the way he can read a defense, but I wouldn’t do that poorly and ruin his career. But after the game I would go out and celebrate and that is where I may or may not ruin his career. Because I am only in his body for a week I would party hard and do very public dumb things. He has already done a lot of these things though so it probably wouldn’t end up ruining his career because the media is used to it.
ReplyDeleteIf I could switch bodies with any athlete for one week I think I would choose my cousin Jay Cutler. I would choose Jay because he has an awesome life and he is quarterback for the Bears, which is about as awesome of a job that you can get. One of his best buds is Brandon Marshall and his other friends include Kyle Long, Alshon Jeffrey, and Matt Forte. Not to mention his wife is Kristin Cavallari who is very easy on the eyes. Jay has a very complete life at the moment and he just put his John Hancock on a 7 year deal that will keep him rolling in cash for a long time. I believe that if I was in Jay’s body I would be able to handle his training sessions. I mean, he is a quarterback so he can’t be working too hard in the weight room. I think I could handle gunning deep balls and post over the middle to my boys Bmarsh and Alshon. Jay Cutler is the man and he runs the show in Chicago, that is why I would choose to switch bodies with him.
ReplyDeleteIf I could switch bodies with an athlete for one week I would choose Lindsey Vonn. I think I would do great in her body because she seems to be in good shape and has blond hair. I on the other hand do not have a fit body and I’ve always wanted to try blond hair. There’s no reason in particular why I would choose her out of all the athletes out there. But why wouldn’t you want to be here for a week? She’s only twenty-nine and is an American World Cup alpine ski racer on the United States Ski Team. She’s won four World Cup championships and is one of two female skiers to do so. When we switched bodies I think I would spend my time skiing since I’ve never gone skiing before. Hopefully when we switch bodies I would have her talent switch over too or else I would be screwed and wouldn’t know how to ski. If I were to ever switch bodies with Lindsey Vonn I would most definitely ruin her career and reputation big time. Lindsey has won 5 medals in the Olympics. I have never skied in my life, if I had to ski to save my life I would probably die. I’ve never touched skis or snowboard. People would think that Lindsey went down the toilet and would be so shocked to see her transformation. I guess I would not want to switch bodies with her because I would feel bad after I ruin her career. I would have fun in her body though. Since she lives in Minnesota I would get all her money, go to the Mall of America and spend it all on clothes. Of course it would all be in the size of my real body so after we switched bodies back I would take the clothes. It would be kind of weird too to be in Lindsey’s body because her height is 5 ft 10 in and I’m 5 ft 4 in. I would be a bit taller than usual. It would be an honor though being her for a week considering she is one of six women to have won World Cup races in all five discipline of alpine skiing. I wish I would actually ski like her. That way I would not ruin her career when we switched bodies. I know one thing I would enjoy though is having her blond hair. I have been a brunette my whole life and have always wanted to try blonde hair but have been scared. So I would definitely enjoy having blond hair for a week, even if it’s not my own hair. The main reason I picked Lindsey Vonn was because she looked pretty in pictures and skis as her career. Skiing does not seem like a boring sport so it would be fun to have a career that’s actually fun. I would not mind going to work every day and make money by skiing for fun.
ReplyDeleteIf i can switch bodies with an athlete for one week, it would be Brock Lesnar because he's a freak of nature. Standing at 6'3, 295lbs that is lean and can run a 4.5 in the forty yard dash. Earlier in his life, he became the NCAA national champion for wrestling that represented the school of Minnisota. Becoming a NCAA champion is not easy because you would need to beat every wrestler in the nation. Then years later, Brock went to the UFC with only one year of MMA training. Then later became the UFC heavyweight champion with only 4 fights in his record. Experience fighters in the UFC cannot do what Brock did. Came in the UFC and became heavy weight champion in just 4 fights. Before that, he was in the WWE so the fans doubted his performance and fighting becase WWE was fake and all entertainment. Moreover, It would be pretty hard getting used to his body for a week because with that size, I would need to maintain weight and eat constantly, not saying that is hard but very time consuming. With his athletisim, I can easily take control of my surroundings and opstacles I need to train with to become a champion. Moreover, I would most definitely help Brock's career because with that size and athletism, it cannot be wasted. I would incorparate other training methods that I know that can help Brock's performance. Also, I would take more care of his body because he had diverticulitis later in his UFC career which lead to is retirement in the octogon. So with that knowledge, I would have constant doctor check ups with my health, good diet, and constant massages to recover my body from hard training. Knowing that Brock Lesnar is a freak athlete, fan from the UFC didn't think he was a good fighter because he cant take punches. So knowing that, I would train extra hard in the training room and spar 3 times a day, 6 days a week so I can get used to his chin so the more punches I get in the face, the more natural i can overcome them. But for the people who hate on Lesnar, that is just ridicolous because No one is built like brock in the UFC, that is why every fight he fought at, tickets were sold out and the UFC made tons of money cause of Brock's past and athlethism. After his retirement, the UFC is still doing great with busniess but Brock made history when he came to the UFC. He was the first fighter that help expand the UFC and there business. But Brock wasnt really humble with his accomplishments, he was cocky in a way and fans didn't apperciate that. So If I was Brock, I would be humble with all my wins and thank constantly to my trainers, fans, and the people who believed in me. So knowing all this, If i had to switch bodies with an athlete it would be Brock and I would help his career.
ReplyDeleteIf I could switch bodies with an athlete for one week I think I would choose David Ortiz. He gets so much respect on the Red Sox as well as the rest of the MLB. Ortiz has won three World Series titles in the past ten years. He was part of the 2004 roster that reversed the curse of the Great Bambino. He added another trophy to his collection when he was MVP of the 2013 World Series. He hit a home run in the first two games of the World Series, had 6 RBIs in those 6 games and also hit for a batting average of .688. In the playoffs overall he hit five home runs and had 13 RBIs while having a batting average of .353. He had those stats at the age of 38. The average age of a major league baseball player is 27 so he’s getting a hit 35% of the time he comes up to the plate at 38 years old, not to mention the amount of times he was walked because of how hot he was during the post season. The real question is why wouldn’t you want to be David Ortiz. He is a designated hitter so he basically gets to sit on the bench for more than half of the game, then hit bombs every time he comes up to bat. I wouldn’t mind that if I were getting paid over 15 million dollars. It would be a tough adjustment considering he has five inches and 100 pounds on me. Even though he’s 38 he seems to be getting better as the years go on. I think I would spend half of the week adjusting to my new height and weight. After adjusting I’d be stepping up to the plate hitting bombs around Pesky’s Pole. When I am not hitting home runs I will be chilling on the bench cracking jokes with some of the younger players on the team. During my down time I’d probably do a bunch of charity events because that’s what Ortiz always does. I would definitely help his career. I know it probably won’t be very easy because he already has 442 home runs, over 2,000 hits, and over 1,400 RBIs. He leads the league in not only the most hits by a designated hitter, but also home runs and RBIs as well. If I were to do badly for the week I was in his shoes it wouldn’t hurt his image or career at all. He’s still Big Papi and he is still one of the best designated hitters to play the game. The man has one of the best sports cities in the world behind him. It would be a great experience to be David Ortiz for a week and live the high life in Boston.
ReplyDeleteIf I could switch bodies with an athlete for one week, I would choose to be Kaitlyn Farrington, an American Olympic snowboarder who recently took the gold medal in the women’s half pipe. I would want to be this athlete for a week because I am very interested in the training that a professional snowboarder must go through to keep their physical strength and condition. Snowboarders work year round to perfect their skills for the tournaments and tours that they participate in. I would definitely ruin this athlete’s career for a week considering I am no where near the levels that Kaitlyn Farrington competes in. Professional athletes need to work day in and day out to become as successful as they are. Kaitlyn Farrington has been snowboarding from the time she was about 6 years old. I have been for about 2 years. I think that if I had her psychical strength, it would be great to be able to just go off of a mountain and do some flips and land safely. It is very impressive the levels of risk that the athletes take each day. I can’t imagine trying to practice a certain trick and fail miserably and land on my back or head. Snowboards have to learn each angle that they can take and figure out how their balance will impact each move. I don’t think that I would last more than one day as a professional athlete. The amount of training they do vs. the amount that I do doesn’t even compare.
ReplyDeleteIf I could switch bodies with one athlete for a week, I would chose to be Bo Jackson. Bo Jackson was ranked as the best athlete of all time by ESPN. He was an all-star in the MBL and NFL as well as the Heisman winner in 1985. The six foot one inch, two-hundred and thirty pound machine ran a 4.12 forty yard dash. Bo Jackson is an absolute tank and probably could have succeeded in almost any other sport if he wanted to. If I was given his body, I think I would be a pretty damn good player in almost any sport. I don’t think I would be anywhere close to how good Bo was, but just having his body would give me a huge advantage over literally everybody else. So I believe that I would do alright but definitely not an all-star or a Heisman winner. His career wouldn’t be better but not that much worse. I would guess that if I took Bo’s place for a week, people would look at my performance as kind of an off day for Bo but a decent performance compared to other players. Jackson is one of the most gifted athletes of all time and is a freak of nature. But the best part is, Jackson never really worked out and tried to stay fit. He was just naturally a machine. So when I would step into his body for that week, I would most likely leave the body in a better condition than before. I would love to see how much I could lift and how fast I could run.
ReplyDeleteSome of Bo’s stories are some of the most remarkable feats I have ever heard. I would love to be that man that at 6’1” could easily dunk a basketball. There was a story that he once walking into a college diving practice and asked the coach if he could try a couple. Having no experience in diving at all, Bo was able to do some of the hardest dives in diving. And the only thing to base his technique on is the few minutes he watch the team dive.
If I could switch bodies with any athlete I would choose David “Big Papi” Ortiz. I chose Big papi because he is incredibly huge and would beat anybody in a fight. Also not to mention he can grow out a mean beard. He jacks home runs and has won several world series. I don’t think that I would do very good in his body because I would not be used to being that tall but being that big would be very cool. Struggling with the problem of being a short athlete has been something I have dealt with my entire sports career. Needless to say I would love to have the body of Big Papi. Height has been something I’ve wished for my entire life. I would definitely ruin his career because there’s zero chance that I would be able to hit a 90 to 100 Mile Per Hour pitch. Also I struggled to hit a curveball in high school so I wouldn’t expect to come even close to hitting one in the Major Leagues. Not to mention that there’s about 5 other pitches I’d attempt to swing at. Being on the Boston Red Sox would be like a dream come true. Not because they’re my favorite team but because they have some of the best traditions in the MLB. Playing at Fenway would be an incredible experience. One of my life goals is to watch a game at Fenway and playing there would be something beyond belief. Hitting a homerun over the Green Monster would be absolutely euphoric. Big Papi has played with some of the biggest names in baseball like Johnny Damon, Manny Rameriez, Pedro Martinez, and Curt Schilling. David Ortiz also has one of the best personalities in sports. He seems like a down to earth guy who knows how to joke around and have fun but once he gets to the plate he is all business. That is the key to successfully pleasing the public within sports. If an athlete can be always smiling and then produce good results during gametime they will please the public eye. Big Papi will be a hall of famer and a well known legend. Ortiz will also be considered one of the biggest sluggers to ever play and with a clutch factor. He is a baseball hero.
ReplyDeleteIf I could switch bodies with any major athlete, I would be Rob Gronkowski no doubt. The Gronk is 6 foot 6, 265 pounds, and good looking, what more could you ask for? The dude receives balls from the legend Tom Brady. Not only is he one of everyone's favorites in the game, but he also is out of the game. If I was in this mans body for a week, I would do exactly what he does. I'd score tuddies and get the ladies. I would walk around like I'm the shit, because even if people didn't like it, they couldn't do anything about it cuz I'm the damn Gronk. After practice I would have a perfect schedule. I would start off by getting a massage from a good looking chick, only because I'd be sore. Then I'd drive home in my nice ass Ferrari and come home to a delicious meal. Right when I walk into the door I'd expect a pizza, some steak, some Doritos, and a 30 rack. After all of this I'd obviously have to go take a shower and get ready to go out. I would finish the rack and then invite over some boys for the pre game before the club. Once we thought it was time to go out, I'd call some rookie on the team to pick all of us up and take us out. I'd rage for a good amount of time, go on the dance floor, get a couple hundred numbers, and buy a drink for everyone there. Then I would go and pop a squat in the VIP booth and have everyone come to me. I would probably sign some Hancock’s for the people I like but actually probably not. I would for sure be the last man standing and draw on everyone else who wasn’t. After they finally kicked me out the place, the rookie would obviously be waiting outside ready to drive us home. We obviously would hit up late night taco bell and I'd buy about 42 doritos locos. I would have rook drop of all the guys to their places, and I would for sure walk them in to make sure they get to bed ok, and also so I could say hi to their wives. I would come home and be donezo and not know what to do. I’d probably get in a coupel games of NHL and talk some shit to little kids. Then I would try to make my way up the stairs, say goodnight to my girlfriends, and call it a night.
ReplyDeleteIf I could be one athlete for a week, I would choose Babe Ruth. He was a poor excuse for an athlete but he got the job done and ended up one of the greatest hitters of all time with a lifetime average of .342 which is insane in the MLB. He also had 714 home runs and 2873 hits.
ReplyDeleteOne of the reasons it would be awesome to be Babe Ruth is because he was always having a good time with everyone around him (granted he was probably never sober). He was able to party all night then go to the ballpark next day and hit three home runs and pitch the entire game. He was lazy as could be, but he was the king of the world in his generation. Everybody loved Babe because he loved them back. I heard one story that Babe Ruth visited a hospital one day and talked to a little kid and Babe asked him what he wanted. The kid said He wanted a home run. That day, Babe homered for that little kid. For Babe, that was just a normal day, but for that one kid, it was the best day of his life.
If I were Babe, I think I would make him better because I would actually workout and stay fit. If Babe Ruth was a better athlete, just imagine how much better his numbers could’ve been. Not necessarily his hitting numbers, but his pitching and out fielding abilities would definitely improve drastically. If Babe Ruth was in better shape he would be able to throw harder, run faster, and last longer before running out of gas.
I would love to be able to call my shot before the pitch is even thrown and actually hit it out. Babe Ruth was king. He could get anything he wanted and I love to have the privileges that he did. Babe was a one of a kind player and there will never be a player as good as Babe Ruth with that little athleticism ever again. He was a legend.
Lastly, I would love to be Babe Ruth because he was a legend and people still tslk about him today.
If I could switch bodies with any athlete for a day, I would switch with Olympic boxer Marlen Esparza. I truly admire Esparza both in and out of the ring because she worked very hard to get to where she is. Esparza was the first American woman to qualify for the women's boxing in the Olympics. It took her a while to convince her father to let her start boxing after watching her brothers box, too. Esparza is a true olympic cinderella story.
ReplyDeleteIf I could switch bodies with an athlete for one week, I would have many of my favorite players to choose from. My options range from Paul Konerko, to Spud Webb, to Brandon Marshall, and even over to Derrick Rose to see if his knee actually is still hurt. Even though being Lebron would be awesome in the sense that I could have his insane basketball capabilities, I wouldn't be able to stand all of the hate. But after long thought and many considerations, I've decided that I will be taking my talents to James Harden. His beard is legendary, and I would love to be a professional basketball player who has somewhat success but also has a kick ass beard. Also, being on the Rockets would be pretty cool considering I would be able to play in the NBA with Dwight Howard and then I could school Jeremy Lin out of his shoes. To be honest, the main reason I would be James Harden is so I could brag about my fantastic beard. If I were James Harden, I would buy a fake beard and glue some real hair on it and make it look very realistic and proffessional, and then I would sell it on eBay and make bank on some really weird fan. I think that I would do pretty well in his body, since I'm not really being myself. I would be stronger, faster, and taller(thank God). That also brings up another point as to why I would want to switch with him. I am very, very, very short, and I've always wanted to know what it's like to be tall. So, instead of being someone like Yao Ming who is a little too freakishly tall, I'd rather be decently tall and have the beard. Anyways, I think that I'd do well in his body. It would be a very different lifestyle, considering I would have millions of dollars and a huge house and cars and all of the classic wealthy amenities. On top of that, with the money he/ I would have, I would buy some stuff to take back with me when I go back to my normal body. So in reality, I would be stealing from him but you know whatever he's got enough money so it's all good. On the other hand, when he is in my body I feel like it would be very strange and perplexing to him. He would actually have to do stuff: go to school, do homework, play sports other than basketball, and make Blizzards a few times a week. Even though I have good intentions, I feel like in the end I would just end up hurting his career since I would take some of his money and would play basketball at a poor level. I'm curious as to how he would handle coming back to his body after the week which we had switched. His whole entire way of life could be shifted as a result of me being him.
ReplyDeleteIf I could switch bodies with any athlete, I would switch with Derek Jeter. He was born on June 26, 1974 is an American baseball shortstop who has played 19 seasons in Major League Baseball for the New York Yankees. A five-time World Series champion, Jeter is regarded as a central figure of the Yankees during their success of the late 1990s and early 2000s due to his hitting ability, base running, fielding, and leadership. He is the Yankees' all-time career leader in hits, games played, stolen bases, and at bats. His accolades include thirteen All-Star selections, five Gold Glove Awards, five Silver Slugger Awards, two Hank Aaron Awards, and a Roberto Clemente Award. Jeter is the all-time MLB leader in hits by a shortstop, and the 28th player to reach 3,000 hits.I would switch with Derek Jeter because Jeter lives the life. He’s one of the best baseball players of all-time, one of New York’s most respectable celebrities, and girls love him. Derek Jeter is worth 200 million dollars so he’s sitting nice in that aspect. Jeter is currently on contract to make about 25 million dollars per year. He owns a penthouse in New York looking over central park. Also Derek Jeter is about as big as it gets from a celebrity standpoint. Imagine everybody knows your name and about you in one of the biggest cities in the world. That’s exactly how it is for “The Jeets”, he’s liked by most of the city because the mets are the mets. Another reason I’d switch bodies with Jeter is because he’ll go down as one of the best baseball players to ever play the game. He’s a lock in the hall of fame. He has achieved what every baseball player could only imagine of doing one day. One last reason I’d be Jeter is because of the girls. Jeter is not married and just dates the hottest girls in New York. Every girl in New York would date him. Jeter has dated Jessica Biel, Mariah Carey, Vida Guerro, Lauren Dutta, Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, Hannah Davis, Scarlett Johanssen, and Adriana Lima. That list alone makes me want to be Derek Jeter. From a social and athletic standpoint, Jeter has it all going for him.
ReplyDeleteI think I would be able to handle being Derek Jeter for a week pretty well. I would have a great time with. I would make sure to do all the fun things Jeter has done. I would go to all the big restaurants and sign stuff and do all that good stuff. My favorite part of being Derek Jeter would have to be the whole baseball aspect of it. Being a New York Yankee is something special. Playing in front of that many people in such a historic spotlight would be awesome. Seeing all the awesome facilities and being able to see them would be something special. I would enjoy it as much as possible. That is why if I could switch with any sports figure, I would switch with Derek Jeter.
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ReplyDeleteIf I could switch bodies with an athlete for one week I would choose Kiira Korpi. Kiira Korpi is a twenty five year old Finnish figure skater. She is a three-time European medalist winning the bronze in two thousand and seven and two thousand and eleven and the silver in two thousand and twelve. She is two thousand and ten Trophée Eric Bompard champion, the two thousand and twelve Rostelecom Cup champion, a two time Cup of China medalist, and a four time Finnish national champion. In Finland her nickname is Jääprinsessa (Ice Princess) because of her resemblance to Grace Kelly, the former Princess of Monaco. Barry Mittan described her as, "widely regarded as the most beautiful woman in figure skating". Korpi began skating at the age of five. Her father, Rauno Korpi, coached the Finnish women's hockey team in the nineteen ninety eight Winter Olympics. In addition to her native Finnish, Korpi also speaks Swedish, English, and German. She does pilates or Ashtanga yoga in her spare time. I would love to live as her for a week and speak different languages to people I could never talk to before. She is absolutely beautiful and doing pilates and yoga would be really chill. I always wished I could figure skate. They pretty much fly in the air, skating so fast, while being incredibly graceful. You have to put in so much dedication and time to be a good figure skater. Sometimes they even have to do routines with a partner and take even more practice time out of their day. Another thing I really like is how beautiful the outfits are. You will almost never see a figure skater wear the same outfit twice which is amazing. Besides the fact that the outfits are always stunning, full of color, and completely covered in sparkles. All the female figure skaters look absolutely amazing and they are all in perfect shape. I would not ruin her career, I do not really know why anyone would try to do that. I do not think that you can go to Sweden, Germany, and America in one week but I definitely would try to do that because it is really very cool that she speaks four different languages. Kiira Korpi sounds like she has a cool life and if would be awesome to be able to experience it for a week.
If I cold witch bodies wit any one athlete for a week it would be Tom Brady. From his beautiful wife to his amazing mansion the guy has been living the life for years now. Not to mention he's an absolute beast on the football field. Being considered one of the best Quarterbacks in the NFL would be an amazing feeling, and playing with the best would be great too. I'd go out with Gronk the first weekend of my week as Brady and just have a great time, then I'd come home, have my wife tuck me in and wake up to breakfast in bed and cartoons. After I felt a little better from my activities from the night before I'd go and buy a private jet with my wife's money and fly to somewhere in Italy for the night with her. We'd go on one of those boa rides where the guy sings to you and just as we got back I'd push him and yell "I'm Tom Brady what the hell are you gonna do about it?" Followed by me flexing my arms and yelling. Then I'd go buy a ferrari from the factory in Italy and purposely get pulled over just so I could smoke the cop in a race. After hurrying back on my private jet because of the cops chasing me we'd fly back to the U.S. and sleep on the pane. When I got back I'd text Bellichek and ask him if he had any more tapes of next weeks opponents practices, after him telling me it wasn't funny for about the 50th time I'd laugh again then break my phone just for fun. I'd continue crazy antics like this all week and would blow as much of his money as possible. It'd be awesome to be Tom Brady and I'd love to experience it for a week.
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